June 2012
lliampayne:
how come in like every single book ever the weird awkward girl gets the hot popular guy like this is not how real life works
Cosmo sex tip #301:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top, turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
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I'M JUST GONNA TITLE THIS ONE 'THE EXPERIMENT'.
WHAT IS AIR?
YOU GOT YOUR SEX ADDICTS
YOU GOT YOUR GEEKS
YOU GOT YOUR FOREIGNERS
YOU GOT YOUR ALIENS
YOU GOT YOUR BASKETBALL PLAYERS
YOU GOT THE PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU’RE HIGH WHEN YOU’RE JUST FROM TUMBLR
YOU GOT YOUR VOLDEMORTS
YOU GOT YOUR INDIAN PEOPLE WHO THINK OMEGLE IS A GAME SHOW
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU GOT YOUR FELLOW TUMBLR TROLLS
YOU GOT YOUR CAPTAIN...
joining a fandom
hmuifyoureblack:
no food in the house
jaggedly:
if u actually think im funny then i will literally marry you there are no other requirements
mortson:
buttpatrol:
this fucking guy omg
this post is literally me in every way
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bloodylockers:
if i had to choose a gif that described my life
Follow :)
i may not be tumblr famous, but i am sure tumblr
elasticitymudflap:
tHIS gfid Wa S ON MY DS h...
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LEAVING THE HOUSE LOOKING A MESS
howdoiputthisgently:
Follow :)
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rarishes:
davidstrider:
stop scrolling
a group of ferrets is referred to as a business of ferrets
ok you can scroll again now
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"Girls, stop going for the bad guy." -- J.K....
wickedredhead:
burningheartss:
yankmywand:
theladyderp:
Ummm ….
No.
No.
No.
heroes-get-made:
“This isn’t your typical love story…” opens the trailer for a movie about a white, heterosexual, cisgender, able-bodied, middle class, and likely loosely Christian couple who find each other through serendipity and a very small amount of actual work.
flockofangels:
mcjugs:
hey this is normal shit
FUCKING ANGRY SHIT
this is whispering shit
THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT
scared to say things shit
fucking pay attention shit
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