lliampayne: how come in like every single book ever the weird awkward girl gets the hot popular guy like this is not how real life works
Cosmo sex tip #301:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top, turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
I'M JUST GONNA TITLE THIS ONE 'THE EXPERIMENT'.
WHAT IS AIR? YOU GOT YOUR SEX ADDICTS YOU GOT YOUR GEEKS YOU GOT YOUR FOREIGNERS YOU GOT YOUR ALIENS YOU GOT YOUR BASKETBALL PLAYERS YOU GOT THE PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU’RE HIGH WHEN YOU’RE JUST FROM TUMBLR YOU GOT YOUR VOLDEMORTS YOU GOT YOUR INDIAN PEOPLE WHO THINK OMEGLE IS A GAME SHOW AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU GOT YOUR FELLOW TUMBLR TROLLS YOU GOT YOUR CAPTAIN...
joining a fandom
hmuifyoureblack: no food in the house
jaggedly: if u actually think im funny then i will literally marry you there are no other requirements
mortson: buttpatrol: this fucking guy omg this post is literally me in every way
bloodylockers: if i had to choose a gif that described my life Follow :)
i may not be tumblr famous, but i am sure tumblr
elasticitymudflap: tHIS gfid Wa S ON MY DS h...
LEAVING THE HOUSE LOOKING A MESS
howdoiputthisgently: Follow :)
rarishes: davidstrider: stop scrolling a group of ferrets is referred to as a business of ferrets ok you can scroll again now Follow :)
"Girls, stop going for the bad guy." -- J.K....
wickedredhead: burningheartss: yankmywand: theladyderp: Ummm …. No. No. No.
heroes-get-made: “This isn’t your typical love story…” opens the trailer for a movie about a white, heterosexual, cisgender, able-bodied, middle class, and likely loosely Christian couple who find each other through serendipity and a very small amount of actual work.
flockofangels: mcjugs: hey this is normal shit FUCKING ANGRY SHIT this is whispering shit THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT scared to say things shit fucking pay attention shit ＴＨＩＳ ＩＳ ＳＡＴＡＮＩＣ ＳＨＩＴ